The Church of Ozzy Geezus

Ozzy Geezus

Buy Shit Day

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Monday December 25, 2017 All Day
Annually on December 25

Ozzy Geezus realized in 1929, when the stock market crashed, that there needed to be a day where people bought a bunch of shit to stimulate the economy, but he knew people wouldn't want to look like jerks so they had to buy shit for other people instead of themselves. In 1987 people tried to blaspheme against Ozzy Geezus by not buying shit on Buy Shit Day, and there was another stock market crash.

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