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Tue. 10/31 All day Crap Your Pants Day Ozzy Geezus wanted to make his disciples strong, so every year on Crap Your Pants Day Ozzyai (pronounced Ozz - Eye, plural for Ozzy) and disciples of Ozzy Geezus try to scare eachother and whoever craps their pants the least gets a huge bag of candy ... more
Mon. 12/25 All day Buy Shit Day Ozzy Geezus realized in 1929, when the stock market crashed, that there needed to be a day where people bought a bunch of shit to stimulate the economy, but he knew people wouldn't want to look like jerks so they had to buy shit for other people inst... more
Wed. 1/17 All day Jackie Chan Day Ozzy Geesuz chose this day as Jackie Chan Day because Jackie Chan could totally kick Martin Luther King jr.'s ass, besides, ask yourself this question , do you know more speechs given by Martin Luther King jr. or more movies starring, made, or direct... more
Wed. 2/14 All day Groove Day Ozzy Geezus noticed that couples weren't getting their groove on as much as they should be, and on February 14th Ozzy Geezus snapped his fingers and said "Let there be love!", so on Groove Day people are required to get their groove on all day and ni... more
Sat. 3/17 All day Ozzy Geezus Hates Easter and Ramadan Day One day Ozzy Geezus tried to look up what day Easter and Ramadan fell on every year, and came to find out that you need some retarded ass algorithm to calculate when Easter and Ramadan will happen, so Ozzy Geezus said "Fuck it", and made a holiday so... more
Sun. 4/1 All day Punch a Fool in the Face Day Apparently people did not listen to Ozzy Geezus' hero Sergeant B.A. Baracus when he said "I pity the foo' ", because everyone wants to act like a fool on April 1st, so in the spirit of Sergeant B.A. Baracus, Ozzy Geezus and all his disciples will pun... more
Wed. 10/31 All day Crap Your Pants Day Ozzy Geezus wanted to make his disciples strong, so every year on Crap Your Pants Day Ozzyai (pronounced Ozz - Eye, plural for Ozzy) and disciples of Ozzy Geezus try to scare eachother and whoever craps their pants the least gets a huge bag of candy ... more
Tue. 12/25 All day Buy Shit Day Ozzy Geezus realized in 1929, when the stock market crashed, that there needed to be a day where people bought a bunch of shit to stimulate the economy, but he knew people wouldn't want to look like jerks so they had to buy shit for other people inst... more
Thu. 1/17 All day Jackie Chan Day Ozzy Geesuz chose this day as Jackie Chan Day because Jackie Chan could totally kick Martin Luther King jr.'s ass, besides, ask yourself this question , do you know more speechs given by Martin Luther King jr. or more movies starring, made, or direct... more
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